imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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