He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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