Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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