we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
