There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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