I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
why do cheetos always look like penises
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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