Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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