I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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