two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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