It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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