Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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