After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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