She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
how drunk are you?
Several
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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