she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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