Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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