thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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