Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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