Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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