it wasn't lemon gatorade
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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