If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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