He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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