Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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