I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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