Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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