oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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