can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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