They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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