We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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