I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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