is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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