There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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