I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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