chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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