in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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