): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
