She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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