@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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