how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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