I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
