It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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