That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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