I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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