I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
