Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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