he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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