After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
