he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
