Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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