your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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