are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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