That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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