Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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