Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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