ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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