there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
